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The shameless software hustler just won’t quit, scooping up shares at bargain-bin prices to feed his ever-expanding ego. With paper losses nearing 30% on his $2 million BAT gamble, he’s still underwater by 22% even after squeezing out every last cent from the pathetic dividend payout. And, naturally, his family’s portfolio is sinking right alongside him. His daughter? Sure, she’s good at studying, but without a hint of critical thinking or compassion, she’s hardly cut out to be a cavity killer—though she seems primed to follow in his footsteps. The family legacy of smoke and mirrors lives on!
Forget the fact that the guru still has some tricks up his sleeve to prop up the share price. The lower it falls, the more he scoops up. It’s just sad to see those subscribers blindly following him.
That stingy con artist got a PhD in penny-pinching, hasn’t he? He’d start a full-on brawl over a spoiled egg from a big tray! And when you borrow his book for photocopies, suddenly it’s a family heirloom that needs protecting—he’ll insist everyone chip in for his “book damage” and his family’s photocopy marathon! :D
Holly molly ! With this dividend new tax, I can just picture the investing gurus shedding tears—who wouldn’t? First, their stock prices tank, and now they get to pay taxes on dividends. Maybe they'll just hike up their subscribers' membership fees to offset those losses. After all, nothing says "financial wisdom" like passing the buck to your loyal followers :D
